Hello, My Name is Chantal.

In honor of Mother’s Day here is the only full song I’ve ever written about my mom since she passed away (WARNING: May Bum You Out). Do me a favor and please tell your mom you love her today if she is an alright mom.

Love, Chantal

Happy Valentine’s Day! To Celebrate here is the Jimmy Loves Chantal Honey Honey Remix exclusively from Rocksound!

Enjoy!

mindlessselfindulgence:

WE ARE VERY HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THE OPENERS FOR OUR 2013 TOUR …LOOK FOR MORE TO COME

MAY 3RD - 5TH
CHANTAL CLARET
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https://www.facebook.com/ThisIsChantalClaret
https://twitter.com/chantalclaret

APRIL 11TH - 19TH
DEATH SPELLS: (featuring james dewees and…

THIS IS HAPPENING! May 3rd, 4th, 5th

SF, LA & SD!

GET YOUR TICKETS!!!

So sadly Stickam is shutting down tomorrow. And we will miss them so! Join us tomorrow 1/31 at 10:30 PM PST for our last stickam chat ever!
Sad face.
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So sadly Stickam is shutting down tomorrow. And we will miss them so! Join us tomorrow 1/31 at 10:30 PM PST for our last stickam chat ever!

Sad face.

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friendsdontwastewine:

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this is so perverted and i love it. we have the video james was shooting while we were playing but it is too dirty looking to put up, it looked like a porno (in reverse).

Review of First Show in Vegas! Don’t miss the rest! Next show is Saturday 10.6.12! Free! All Ages!

Here is ‘Bite Your Tongue’ LIVE filmed at Live Nation Labs.

This was our FIRST performance EVER.

whoop whoop.

6.12.12

Mr. @jimmyurine & I will be doing a DOUBLE @Stickam chat on WEDNESAY SEPT 5th @ 12PM PST & 7PM PST Fun Fun Fun! (Taken with Instagram)

Mr. @jimmyurine & I will be doing a DOUBLE @Stickam chat on WEDNESAY SEPT 5th @ 12PM PST & 7PM PST Fun Fun Fun! (Taken with Instagram)

Kerpow. (Taken with Instagram)

Kerpow. (Taken with Instagram)

In honor of the weekend I made a Living Room Dance Party playlist via Songza.com
Disney to 90’s hip hop to 60’s girl groups.
Check it out just click on the picture and Enjoy!
Sincerely, Chantal

In honor of the weekend I made a Living Room Dance Party playlist via Songza.com

Disney to 90’s hip hop to 60’s girl groups.

Check it out just click on the picture and Enjoy!

Sincerely, Chantal

Girl With A Gun photo by Leigh Righton Hair by Glamour Lush Makeup by Sunny Buns

Girl With A Gun photo by Leigh Righton Hair by Glamour Lush Makeup by Sunny Buns

Since The One, The Only… is coming out in 17 days, I figured I would post lyrics that I like each day until it’s released.

Let the quoting myself begin (lord that sounds douchy)

Bite Your Tongue Lyrics

Got a couple requests for it, so they are… . . Now I can learn the words too!

Bite Your Tongue

I don’t like the gossip but the gossip likes me

as long as we can both agree to disagree

and you should never trust a lady with an easy smile

i’ll line you up, put you out, shoot you down in single file

BITE YOUR TONGUE

SAVE YOURSELF

JUST KEEP ON WALKIN’

I’M WATCHIN’ YOU

I GOT YO NUMBER

I KNOW YER  TALKIN’

BITE YOUR TONGUE

forget you know my name and i’ll forget you exist

backstabbins’ so easy make it hard to resist.

you don’t want to get into this war of words.

i’ve got my fire, it’s hot enough, you’ll just get burned.

ooh i’m talking bout you

(watch your back, watch your back)

and i know you talking bout me too.

(guess who’s back, guess who’s back)

another lesson learned

another bridge you’ve burned

and now the tables turned

Keep On Talk Talking

repeat 3x

Chorus Repeat

Bite Your Tongue Repeat 4x

I forgot I made this… .and then I made an apology note which I copied verbatim from Paris Hilton’s sex tape apology note and we posted it, but people couldn’t see the video so they didn’t get the joke and just thought we made a sex tape. ALAS… it was a funny idea… 

planetaryviolet:

Jimmy Urine and Chantel Claret sex tape !

Omg.

You know you’ll click play.

You know it.

You know you will.

Go on.

hahahahaha! thank you for whoever made this! i just found that necklace and wore it the other day and the puppet is sitting in my closet!

p.s. that reminds me to call pedro, so thank you.

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